Killings brings you our weekly selection of posts that have amused, enlightened and generally distracted us.

The world’s preeminent Pixar conspiracy theorist has formulated a mind-blowing new theory about Toy Story.

If Mark Twain says masturbation is acceptable, then who are we to argue?

Tetris can help with addiction, cravings and whatever else ails you.


Sue Austin is a performance and installation artist who takes underwater self portraits. She’s also a wheelchair user.

It is definitely more fun to read about being a broke writer than it is to experience it.

Would you like to climb inside a giant inflatable jumping castle/ropes course hybrid?

Happy Friday!