Killings brings you our weekly selection of posts that have amused, enlightened and generally distracted us. 

I bet you thought Sharknado was pretty silly, huh. You would have been right, however that was before Avalanche Sharks happened. Yes. Sharks in the snow.

Alice Munro has won the 2013 Nobel Prize in Literature. Onya, Munro.

If you’ve been playing GTA V you might have noticed something a little familiar about Franklin.

A baby elephant is reunited with its grandma elephant whilst its sibling elephant does a poo and wee.

Started thinking about what to wear on Halloween? Something Labyrinth-y? This will make you feel underprepared and inadequate.

So the dad of the kid who hopped on a Las Vegas flight without a ticket is in dire need of help and this is all just quite sad.

This supercut proves that 1. screenwriters are lazy, and 2. there must be a job out there that only involves throwing cats into camera shot.

Remember how I told you that krokodil had made its way to the USA? It’s in Chicago now. A doctor knew users were in his hospital because he could smell rotting flesh. Uggghhh.

Listen, I don’t know if you want to read this (especially the bit about Zadie Smith). What famous authors were doing in their twenties.

Don’t worry, this will make you feel better about that Bachelor of Arts.

Happy Friday!